I suppose she tried to make me comfortable, knowing my sister Selphie and I hate to travel. We had a litter and fresh water, and Soulistic wet food at night. She let us ride in the footwell of the passenger side, in front of the air conditioning vent. She gave us something called Rescue Remedy for anxiety, and natural anti-anxiety collars by Sentry. I rode on her lap and on the seat next to her most of the time, sometimes venturing into the aquarium packed in the back or on the dashboard up front.
Nonetheless, I've decided to make the best of my situation. My new apartment is nice though too cheap for my tastes, and there is a screen door onto the balcony that I lay next to. My focus shall turn to the plight of my fellow felines, and advice for cat-lovers out there. Strange though you are, you mostly have our best interests at heart.
For instance: my human has been insisting I have a weight problem. I am too skinny, she tells me, and throwing up every day isn't healthy. She has decided to switch my food from Natural Balance Green Pea and Salmon to Natural Balance Ultra Indoor Formula. According to her, this could help with my hairballs and my two year old adopted sister's weight. My sister, Selphie, has a pendulous flap that sways from her abdomen when she walks even though she's never had kittens. My human says she's hefty, but I say she's fat. In addition to our new food, we will be getting Indoor Formula canned food in the morning and evening, with a homeopathic remedy for feline digestive upsets by HomeoPet.
I'll update with any progress my poor human makes. She just doesn't understand what an honor it is to keep my house and litterbox.
Me.
Selphie.
